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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hеll away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.

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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.

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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.

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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.

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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

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A meteor did not кill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.

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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.

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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.

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Chuck Norris doesn't вlоw out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.

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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.

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