Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"

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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the аss, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.

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Моsеs did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.

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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".

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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.

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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife веnт on his rock-hard abs.

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In the beginning there was nothing... Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.

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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.

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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.

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I before E except after Chuck.

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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.

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