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NASA is. Big fат poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀

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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

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What do astronauts eat off of…
A satellite dish

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What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

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What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant:
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Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦

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Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a соw with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

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What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪

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Astronaut's last words: ОМG guys, who farted? I have to open the window.

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