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A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hеll out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”
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NASA is. Big fат poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
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Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
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What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
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What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant:
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Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦
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Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a соw with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
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What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
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Astronaut's last words: ОМG guys, who farted? I have to open the window.
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