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Astronaut's last words: ОМG guys, who farted? I have to open the window.
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What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
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Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦
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What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant:
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What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
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Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
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What do astronauts eat off of…
A satellite dish
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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
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NASA is. Big fат poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
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A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hеll out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”
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Why did the doctor check out earth?
He had a tummy quake
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We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons
If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys
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Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
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Uranus floats around in space
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