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When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
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Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!
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How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
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How do you throw a space party? you planet
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Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break!
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Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space!
Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
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What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
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Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
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What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”
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Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
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Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
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NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
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Why did the doctor check out earth?
He had a tummy quake
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A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hеll out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”
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