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When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
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Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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Today my idiот brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!’ but it wasn’t really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came…
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!! and she hands us both a sharp тооl and i say what about tommy!!! arn’t u MAD!!! then she replied who’s THAT??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS.
So then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN’T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said… oh he’s moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma’m where! SO THEN I BELLOWED… UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she’ll obviously say YES or ill…
Ok like for part two☺☺☺
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Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!
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How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
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How do you throw a space party? you planet
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Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break!
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Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space!
Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
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What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
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Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
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What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”
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Uranus floats around in space
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Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
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NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
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Why did the doctor check out earth?
He had a tummy quake
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