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Those astronauts who were stuck for 8 months watching Katy Perry kiss the ground after being in space for ten minutes

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All-female Origin crew forced to return to earth in under 11 minutes after being unable to find a parking space big enough.

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Call me an astronaut please, HAL. I’m sorry Katy, I’m afraid | can’t do that.

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Space returns unwanted amazon delivery

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What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

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You’re so fат astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Yo mama so fат! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

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Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

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IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

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What do planets like to read? Comet books!

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I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

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What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes

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Why is he moon always hungry?
It is almost never full

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What song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

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Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
A mars bar

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Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

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What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency

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