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All-female Origin crew forced to return to earth in under 11 minutes after being unable to find a parking space big enough.

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Call me an astronaut please, HAL. I’m sorry Katy, I’m afraid | can’t do that.

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Remember Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong (When he walked on the moon he made his famous remark "one small step for Man, One giant leap for Mankind). Before re-entering the lunar lander, Armstrong made a cryptic remark:
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky"
Armstrong would never explain his remark. However years later—in 1995, a reporter asked him about his 26yr old remark and finally Armstrong told all. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and now Armstrong could tell. Apparently when a kid, Armstrong hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbor’s bedroom window(the Gorsky’s). As he picked up the ball Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. G:
"Оrаl sеx? Оrаl sеx you want? You’ll get оrаl sеx when the kid next door walks on the moon"!

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What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

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You’re so fат astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Yo mama so fат! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

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Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!

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IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don’t Apollo gise.

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What do planets like to read? Comet books!

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I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet

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What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes

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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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What song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

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Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
A mars bar

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Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

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What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency

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Everyone: What does NASA mean ?
NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean ?
Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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