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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Нiтlеr?
Only one of them completely finished a race.

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What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it niggа."

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A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says 'Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?'
The baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?'
The baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.

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How do you starve a niggеr?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots

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Why dont black women wear раnтiеs to picnics?
to redirect the flies from the chicken

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Why did the niggеr cross the road?
I don’t know, so I’m following him. He’s sure to be up to something.

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Who was the greatest Jewish cook of all time?
Hitler.

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A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his реnis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nudе beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his реnis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane to lighten the load, the black man threw a couple zebras and lions out saying,"I have too any of those in my country."
The asian threw some fish and rice out, saying"I have too many of that in my country."
The mexican threw some corn and refried beans out saying,"I have too many of that in my country."
The american threw the mexican out and said,"I have way too many of that in my country.

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Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

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What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.

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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A: A calendar has dates.

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Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.

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Why did Нiтlеr commit suicide?
He got his gas bill.

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Ein Mann geht im Central Park in New York spazieren. Plötzlich erblickt er ein Mädchen, das von einem Kampfhund angegriffen wird. Er läuft hin und beginnt einen wilden Kampf mit dem Hund. Endlich kann er das Tier töten, das Mädchen befreien und so ihr Leben retten. Ein Polizist hat die Situation beobachtet. Er geht zu dem Mann hin, klopft ihm auf die Schultern und sagt:
"Sie sind ein Held! Morgen wird in der Zeitung stehen: Mutiger New Yorker rettet Mädchen das Leben!" Der Mann schüttelt den Kopf und antwortet:
"Ich bin kein New Yorker!"
"Oh," erwidert der Polizist "dann steht morgen in der Zeitung:
"Mutiger Amerikaner rettet Mädchen das Leben!" Wieder schüttelt der Mann den Kopf:
"Ich bin kein Amerikaner!" Verblüfft schaut der Polizist den Mann an und fragt:
"Was sind Sie dann?!"
"Ich bin Pakistani." Am nächsten Tag steht folgende Schlagzeile in der Zeitung:
"Islamischer Extremist tötet amerikanischen Hund. Verbindungen zu Terrornetzwerk vermutet."

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