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I woke up this morning to the news that my grandmother had been murdered.
That’s the last time I tell a Jew someone’s got a heart of gold.

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Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

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What's another name for the Baltimore Riot?
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

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My black mate used to work in banking but never kept a job for long.
He just couldn’t shake the habit of jumping from one branch to another.

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Warning: Very Racist! You have been warned!
What is the difference between a bucket of dirt and a black guy?
The bucket

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Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

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He's Just Not That into Jew. A Guide to Interfaith Dating.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that only went “tick tick tick”?
“Vee haf vays to make you tock.”

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You know you’re Italian when . . .
You can bench press 325 pounds,
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You shave twice a day,
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And still cry when your mother yells at you.

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I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive.
Afterwards they were all shiттing bricks.

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A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive соск walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me.”

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There are 3 guys, a black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy. they get pulled over by a VERY gаy police officer for speeding and he tells them if all together their penises add up to 20 inches, then he will let them go. so they measure the black guy’s реnis and its 10 inches. then they measure the white guy’s реnis and It’s 9 inches. they then measure the Asian guy’s реnis and its 1 inch. since they add up to 20 the officer let’s them go. while they are driving the black guy says “we got away because I was 10 inches” then the white guys says “no it was because I was 9” then the Asian guy says “no it was because I had a воnеr.

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Awards host: And the winner for the suicide bomber of the year. I'm afraid he can't be with us tonight

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After making love to my Japanese girlfriend, I happened to remark that her fаnny was getting a bit baggy.
She lost the plot and screamed at me “for fuскs sake, you always clittysizing”.

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Q. What do snooker ваlls and people who claim benefits have in common?
A. Most of them are non-white.

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I saw a horrific crash in Bradford yesterday literally metres from where I was standing waiting for a bus.
A wagon mounted the pavement and smashed into the entrance of a mosque killing 24 Muslims and critically injuring at least another 40.
I thought to myself, “Wow That could’ve been me!!”
But then I remembered. I don’t have an HGV licence.

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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you’ll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

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How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make

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