Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and little Sally.
One day, Jethro asked, “Paw, what is Sеx?”
Paw says, “Since you are a big boy I will show you.”
Paw hollers, “Maw get yourself in here!”
Paw then says,”Maw, take your clothes off and get on the bed. Now spread your legs.”
Paw says,”Jethro see that thar little hole? Now watch this!”
In the midst of Paw’s demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, “What is going on?
“Jethro answers, “Paw is teaching me about sеx.
“Little Sally asks, “What is Sеx?
“Jethro replies, “See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!”
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy.
One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David.
Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The Pope comes by. He stops to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who holds the Cross while none give to the beggar holding the Star of David.
Finally, the Pope approaches the beggar with the Star of David and says, “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite.”
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, and turned to the beggar with the Cross and said, “Moishe, would you look who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!”
There is a plane with not enough seats for everyone, so the pilot says we will need to remove people by alphabetical order. So he starts with A, Asian, no one stands up, then he says," B, blacks," no one stands up, then a black boy tells his dad,"Shouldn't we go up, aren't we black," His dad says no,"Today son, we're niggеrs."