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I saved a Ракi family of four that were drowning, yesterday
As a jpeg image.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? …
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Put velcro on the ceiling!

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Why was Mayweather running , headlocking , and holding Paquiao during the fight?
He thought Paquiao was the Baltimore Police Department.

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We have asked eleven women if they would ваng Osama Bin Laden. 9/11 said they would ваng him.

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Are you tired of “Sсrеw in a Lightbulb Jokes?” Well, you can ignore this one then. …
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How many Germans does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb? …
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One. They are very efficient and not very funny.

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Why don’t niggеr children play in the sandpit?
Cats keep covering them up.

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The only thing worse than being racist is being black.

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This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.

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I saw a kid getting beaten up by 4 gang members, so I helped out. … …
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He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.

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A white guy giving out his cellphone number----"555-44-55"- "Five, Five, Five- Four, Four- Five, Five."
A black guy giving out the same number---- "555-44-55"- "Fi, Fi, Fi- Foe, Foe- Fi, Fi"

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“Oi you black сunт!” I shouted at the traffic warden, as he put a ticket on the windscreen today.
He said, “Sir, you have parked this car illegally.”
“No, I haven’t,” I replied.
He said, “Yes, you have.”
“No, I haven’t,” I replied again. “I don’t even know whose car this is.”

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There were three guys walking down a hill - a black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Chinese guy. They were kidnapped by a crazy gаy guy. He said, “If all three of your diскs add up to 13 inches, your lives will be spared.” …..
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The black guy pulls down his pants and he measured 7 inches.
The Mexican measured 5 inches.
The Asian measured 1 inch. Their lives got spared.
Continuing their walking down that hill, the black guy said, “You are lucky I’m black.”
The Mexican said, “You are lucky I’m Mexican.”
The Chinaman said, “You are soooo lucky I had a Jones in my bones”.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a beautiful ракi woman with extremely large воовs. As he is passing her he asks, "If I gave you $100 could I touch your воовs?"
She is annoyed but after some persuiation she says okey. He enjoys it and then hesitates but asks at last. What's about sсrеwing ?
Pakistani woman says - it will be 10 $. My usual charges.

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I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?"
"Now how da' hеll is you gon' ask me dat?"
"Okay, so you're African American."

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Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND .
The teacher begins calling out the names of the pupils:
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“Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?”
“Here”
“Achmed El Kabul?”
“Here”
“Fatima Al Hayek? ”
“Here”
“Ali Abdul Olmi?”
“Here”
“Mohammed Bin Kadir?”
“Here”
“Ali Son Al En” - silence in the classroom.
“Ali Son Al En” - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
The teacher repeats the call:
“Ali Son Al En…”
A girl stands up and says timidly:
“Sorry, teacher. I think that might be me. But it’s pronounced Alison Allen…”

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Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?
Because the best ones are white and 2% fат.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

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I know violence is not the best way to solve things, but when a niggа takes my KFC, I intend to get it back.

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