Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father’s wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She’s my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
Раddy and Мiск are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said:
“Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair”.
Paddy says to his pal, “Мiск, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us.
I’ll speak in my best English accent.”
“Roight y’are, Раddy, I’ll keep me mouth shut, so I will,” replies Мiск.
They go in and Раddy says, “I’ll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I’ll back up my van and…”
The owner of the shop interrupts. “You’re from Ireland , aren’t you?”
“Well… Yes,” says a surprised Раddy. “How der hеll d’ y’ know dat?”
The owner replied, “This is a dry cleaner