Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
Раddy and Мiск are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said:
“Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair”.
Paddy says to his pal, “Мiск, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us.
I’ll speak in my best English accent.”
“Roight y’are, Раddy, I’ll keep me mouth shut, so I will,” replies Мiск.
They go in and Раddy says, “I’ll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I’ll back up my van and…”
The owner of the shop interrupts. “You’re from Ireland , aren’t you?”
“Well… Yes,” says a surprised Раddy. “How der hеll d’ y’ know dat?”
The owner replied, “This is a dry cleaner
A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce…
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Attorney:
“May I help you?”
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Hillbilly:
“Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”.
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Attorney:
“Well do you have any grounds?”
Hillbilly:
“Yea, I got about a hundred acres.”
Attorney:
“No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
Hillbilly:
“No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
Attorney:
“I mean, do you have a grudge?”
Hillbilly:
“Yea, I got a grudge. That’s where I park my John Deere.”
Attorney:
“No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
Hillbilly:
“Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.”
Attorney:
“Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
Hillbilly:
“No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning.”
Attorney:
“Well, is she a nagger or anything?”
Hillbilly:
“No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That’s why I want this dayvorce.”