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What do you call an Arab sеx offender?
Apul Madeek-Aoud

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This black boy was in the kitchen and got flour over him, he ran up to his mom and yelled look mom I'm white! Them mom slapped the boy told him to go tell his grandma so he did and his grandma kicked him in the ваlls and told him to tell his dad the boy said "but he's on death row for killing the little white boy! The grandma looked at the boy and said exactly!

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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.

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Two black guys are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75
Black guy one:
“Do you think it will work?
Black guy two:
“Only one way to find out.”
Bg1:
“I only have $50”
Bg2:
“Well, I have $100, I’ll go do it then give you my change
Bg1:
“Let’s do it then”
BG2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase.
Bg1:
“Holy shiт it actually worked! Let me get that $25”
Bg2:
“Fuск you, niggеr. Get a job.”

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What Do you call a black man Falling down off from a 10 story building? Black Hawk Down

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I’ll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride.
She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!

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Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

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How does a kid from Alabama remember how to put on his underwear? …
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Yellow in front and brown in the back

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A redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having their babies. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said “congratulations, your wife has had quadruplets; 4 big baby boys.” …
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The redneck said “I am not surprised. I have a johnson the size of a chimney.” …
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The nurse replied, “you might want to get it cleaned, or get a divorce lawyer, because they are all black.”

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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.
When everyone knows that America is the best country in the world.

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What does a black man do after sеx? about 10 to 20 years

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Cheap Circumcision Jokes
1) What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
2) Jewish people get cheap circumcisions from Mohel 6… He works for tips.
3) The Synagogues sell the tips to a local Kosher deli… Gаy men buy them for chewing gum.

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I was conducting a group of high school students on a field trip to Washington, DC. Behind the White House, the students observed the former Rose Garden that White House gardeners had torn out to plant President Obama’s Watermelon Patch.
“I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons,” said one student.
“What will you do with a million watermelons?” asked another student.
“I don’t want the watermelons,” he replied, ” I just want the money.”

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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.
1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

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My son came up to me today and asked “Dad, why do Jews have big noses?”
“I don’t know, son,” I replied.
“You’ve got quite a big nose,” he said.
“That doesn’t mean I’m a Jew though.”
“Oh good,” he said, “Can you lend me a tenner then?”

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I love having a Chinese girlfriend.
When she walks in on me fсuкing her friends, I can always lie,
“But darling, I thought it was you.”

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Two Muslim mothers watching their kids playing in the park.
One turns to the other and says
“We have to treasure these years, they вlоw up so quickly nowadays”

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Warning!
(This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ)
There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says,
"Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says,
"I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says,
"See? Told you."
"How do you know he's white."
"Because, if God were black he would have said,
"I iz what I iz."

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