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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.
1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

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My son came up to me today and asked “Dad, why do Jews have big noses?”
“I don’t know, son,” I replied.
“You’ve got quite a big nose,” he said.
“That doesn’t mean I’m a Jew though.”
“Oh good,” he said, “Can you lend me a tenner then?”

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I love having a Chinese girlfriend.
When she walks in on me fсuкing her friends, I can always lie,
“But darling, I thought it was you.”

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Warning!
(This is racist. Anti-racists DO NOT READ)
There was two boys. One was black, another was white. The black boy asked the white boy, "Is God white or black?" The white boy says,
"Let's find out." So the white boy asks God, "God, are you black or white?" God says,
"I am what I am." After the talk the white boy says,
"See? Told you."
"How do you know he's white."
"Because, if God were black he would have said,
"I iz what I iz."

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Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

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Scientists say the average size of the male реnis has gone down to 5.02 inches.
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This just goes to show how big the Chinese population is getting.

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How does a Welsh farmer find his sheep in a field?
Very attractive.

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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

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I had an argument down the pub with an American about metric and imperial measurements, trying to explain to the idiот that he’s living in the dark ages and it’s much easier to use centremetres than inches and kilos rather than pounds and ounces, dividing stuff by10 is better trying to work out what 11/16th is or whatever,
Any way, after we calmed down a bit to show no hard feelings I bought him a pint

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What do you call 2 black guys in a RED Sleeping bag
:Kitkat

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Guy: Sorry, I don't speak racist.
Me: No you don't, you speak вullshiт.

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The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

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I dont uderstand y eerything hasto go against black people!
What have they ever done to u?
They were enslaved by white people and all u idiots do is to make fun about them. kickass if u agree with me
Btw i am a white 12 year old kid with this opinion

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A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

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Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.

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In streets of New York Anant and Pakistani were walking. Pakistani : You Americans are cowards. We Pakistani are brave. You know you are talking to a son of lion.
Anant : Tell me if your mother had gone to Jungle or Lion came to your house !!

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An American goes into a library and says, “I…”
The librarian interrupts and says, “Sorry, the McDonald’s is round the corner.”

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Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.

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