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Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

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Scientists say the average size of the male реnis has gone down to 5.02 inches.
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This just goes to show how big the Chinese population is getting.

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How does a Welsh farmer find his sheep in a field?
Very attractive.

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I had an argument down the pub with an American about metric and imperial measurements, trying to explain to the idiот that he’s living in the dark ages and it’s much easier to use centremetres than inches and kilos rather than pounds and ounces, dividing stuff by10 is better trying to work out what 11/16th is or whatever,
Any way, after we calmed down a bit to show no hard feelings I bought him a pint

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What do you call 2 black guys in a RED Sleeping bag
:Kitkat

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Guy: Sorry, I don't speak racist.
Me: No you don't, you speak вullshiт.

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The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

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The population of America is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS !!
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your аss,
At your computer, reading jokes..

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I dont uderstand y eerything hasto go against black people!
What have they ever done to u?
They were enslaved by white people and all u idiots do is to make fun about them. kickass if u agree with me
Btw i am a white 12 year old kid with this opinion

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A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

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Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.

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In streets of New York Anant and Pakistani were walking. Pakistani : You Americans are cowards. We Pakistani are brave. You know you are talking to a son of lion.
Anant : Tell me if your mother had gone to Jungle or Lion came to your house !!

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Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.

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What’s Black and Runny ?
Usain Bolt

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Apparently, black men are hung like horses.
Since when did anyone hang horses from trees?

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I see that in the US they’re complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way… but, honestly, what are the chances of a соw enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

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Mohamed Muzi climbs out of a lorry just outside Dover, straight to the benefits office. Ok the officer tells him due to new Brexit rules he is only entitled to 4 things, “what would you like”……. Well i need food he demands, no problem here are some food vouchers, next……well i want money, no problem take this and you will get money every week from now on, next……. Give me a house,…. fine there are the keys and dont worry about rent , we will take care of that. Now lastly ……. Well i really want to be British….. OK no problem pass me back the things i gave you…….. NOW FUСК OFF your British you get nowt!!

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The case of the prosecution is based on compelling piece of evidence. The defendant is black.

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