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What do u call a black person on a churck? holy shiт ohhhhhh burnn haha get it

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Why do girls in the hood have eating disorders and starve themselves? … …
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They know black guys can’t resist ribs.

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If the population of China was to walk past you in single file, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction.
To be honest, I’d be fooled with a line of 20, they could just keep rejoining the back.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws
Because when you turn them on the go run nig nig nig

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If the Nazis had their own TV show, how would they end it?
'Anne Frankly' thats the end of the show.

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What's darker than a black guy?
His past.

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Why do niggеrs have flat noses?
So they can drink from puddles.

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I dropped into a Kosher deli today for a pastrami on rye, as only the Jewish can make them. I noticed Saul was getting a new head of lettuce out to shred for sandwiches. …
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He proceeded to remove the outer leaves, then he deftly sliced away the top section of the lettuce and tossed it in the trash. …
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“Why did you remove the top portion of the lettuce?” I asked …
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“We are a Kosher deli, we circumcise the vegetables,” he replied.
“Hmmm, makes sense to me, a gentile, who doesn’t pretend to understand Jewish customs,” I thought to myself.
“It’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

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Q. Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead?
A. It helps with aiming.

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Little boy to his dad “why do they say gardeners have green fingers when they aren’t green ?”
Dads answer “the same reason thieves are said to be caught red handed when their hands aren’t red, they are black

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I was in the casino with the last of my money.
I needed to win so I went to roulette and placed all that I had on red.
Unfortunately black got up….. with a gun…. saying this was a robbery.

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There must have been a few junglebunnies on that Germawings flight that crashed.
Within hours of getting to the site, authorities had located a black box.

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If the whole world was covered in a jacket the white people would live in the pocket where would the black people live?
The HOOD

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Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.
It’s called Not Poodle.

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My son’s friend has НIV.
He bought him round at the weekend.
As he went to shake my hand I quickly declined.
My son whispered, “Dad, you can’t catch НIV by shaking hands.”
“I know son,” I replied, “but he’s black.”

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Two Jews met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship. “Let’s have a drink like we did in the old days,” said the first Jew. “Yes,” his mate replied. “And don’t forget it’s your round.”

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?
That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

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An Australian was having a party and invited all his neighbors including the local shopkeeper Abdul.
He says to his guests “We can’t go in the pool yet because there’s a 12ft crocodile it, but I will give $1000 to the first person who can jump in and кill it!”
Then there was a splash and there was Abdul thrashing about with the ‘crock’ for about 5 minutes, he kills it and jumps out covered in blood !
The host says “That was amazing here’s the money”
Abdul says “Thanks …… I’ll give $1000 to the person that tells me who the fuск pushed me in!”

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