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Mohamed Muzi climbs out of a lorry just outside Dover, straight to the benefits office. Ok the officer tells him due to new Brexit rules he is only entitled to 4 things, “what would you like”……. Well i need food he demands, no problem here are some food vouchers, next……well i want money, no problem take this and you will get money every week from now on, next……. Give me a house,…. fine there are the keys and dont worry about rent , we will take care of that. Now lastly ……. Well i really want to be British….. OK no problem pass me back the things i gave you…….. NOW FUСК OFF your British you get nowt!!
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