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I took my better half out to eat at Lom Ming Chai’s All-You Can eat Buffet last night. I couldn’t believe how dirтy this Сhinк restaurant was.
In the kitchen, the roaches were walking around on stilts. Even a cockroach has self respect when the floors get that dirтy!

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A man travels to an island…
A person travelling remarks on how healthy the locals look, and an attractive man says, “Yes, it’s the island. When I first arrived I was bald, didn’t have teeth, and couldn’t walk - but now look at me.”
The traveler:
“Wow… That’s amazing. So where are you from?”
“I was born here”

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I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard.
Talk about stereotypes.

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Three Americans walk into a bar…
Okay, scratch that. Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald’s. He later sues McDonald’s for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.

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An insect falls into a mug of вееr...
American: Will throw the mug of вееr and walk away
Englishman: Will take the insect out and drink the beer
Pakistani: Will eat the insect and throw the вееr away
Anant : Will sell the вееr to the Englishman and the insect to the Pakistani and will get a new mug of вееr.

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What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.

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Racist kid: Open your eyes.
Asian kid: If you don't see my eyes open, then you open your eyes.

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A black man walks into a petrol station and says, “Give me all the money in the till or I’ll вlоw your brains out!”
The cashier says, “But you haven’t got a gun!”
The black man replies, “Sorry, force of habit. Pump number four, please.”

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Why are lamp posts so far apart?
So the niggеrs can’t swing to the dole office.

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I was going to make a black person joke but someone stole it

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Why is it, that young black men are so much more athletic than white men?
They had an additional nine months of workouts dodging wire coat hangers.

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I ask people, why do Asians have glasses?
Then 1 minute later.. I find the answer by looking into their eyes.

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What’s the most spoken phrase in China?
“Sorry, thought you were someone else.”

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A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

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What's a WASP's favorite prize?
The Lilly Pulitzer prize.

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Why is chris brown last name brown? cuz he is racist

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. They all went in at the same time. After only two minutes the Dane came running out, gasping for air. Five minutes later the Swede stumbled out the door…
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After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out.

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What’s the first 3 words in a Chinese cook book.
“Here рussy,рussy”

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