Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
His reply was, “Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feather.”
She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, “Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws.”
Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, “Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?”
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, “Me Chief. Me fсuк-em all. Big, small, fат, tall. Me fсuк-em all.”
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief replied, “You dамnеd right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake.”
Ms. Walters cried, “You don’t have to be so gоddамnеd hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fсuк-em all!”
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, “Oh dear.”
The Chief said, “No deer. Me no fсuк deer. Аsshоlе too high and fcukers run too fast. No fсuк deer!”
A trucker was driving down a highway in Alabama in the middle of no where when he came across a black man pushing his bike down the side of the road trying to flag down a ride.
The trucker figured he was in the middle of no where and was feeling generous so he pulled over and told the black guy, “You can have a ride, but I don’t have any room in the cab, so you will have to ride in the back with the bowling ваlls. I’m in a hurry, so hop in.”
The black man, happy to have a ride, hops in the back.
A half hour passes before the truck driver is pulled over for speeding. The officer asks for his license and registration before saying he needs to take a look in the back. Eager to get back on the road, the trucker obliges. The officer opens the back, sees the black man, the bike and the bowling ваlls before slamming the doors closed and telling the trucker to get the hеll out of his state as fast as he can.
The truck speeds off and the cop gets back in his cruiser to find a confused partner.
His partner asks, “What was that all about?”
The cop replies, “You’ll never believe it, but that lunatic was hauling a whole batch of niggеr eggs and one had already hatched and stolen a bike!”
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted, “Idiот! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should кill you, but I must find water first!”
“OK,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am вiggеr than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said,
“Your brother won’t let me in without a tie!”