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Why do Canadian's do it dоggysтylе? So they can both watch the hockey game.

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A Jewish man went into a church and entered the confession booth. The priest welcomed him and asked him what he would like to talk about. The Jew told him, “Last night, I went to a bar and met these two young buxom beauties. I took them into a back alley and let them take turns suскing my shvantz over and over until I was satisfied, before taking them both home to make love all night.”
The priest nodded and replied,”The Lord forgives you for your sins, but may I ask, you are Jewish, why have you come to tell me.”
The Jewish man replied,”Tell you, are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”

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A little Native American boy goes up to the Indian chief and asks, "Chief, how come we name everyone after the first thing they see?" The chief replies,
"Well, I'm not sure, Two Dogs Fuскing."

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My mate is flogging Welsh DVDs. Anyone want any?
He’s got:
Nine and a Half Leeks.
Trefforest Gump.
The Lost Boyos.
Dai Hard.
Sheepless in Seattle.
Dai’s of Thunder.
The Magic Rhonddabout.
Independence Dai.
And of course, the classic, The Sheepshag Redemption!

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I just lost my job at the swimming pool as a life guard.
Apparently tapping the “No Bombing” sign as a Muslim family walks past isn’t acceptable.

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I was reading about this 3 year old kid in China who weighs nearly 9 stone.
His parents say he’s so fат he can hardly walk to work in the morning.

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Eating food with a white friend and a black friend.
White friend: Hey wanna try out my chicken sandwich
Me: Sorry, I'm vegan
White friend: It's cool bro
Black friend: Yo wanna share some KFC with me
Me: No thanks, I'm ve- *gets shot*

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The following took place in a primary school.
Teacher: Ok class put your hand up if you know anything about police officers???
*Students raise their their hands*
Teacher: You only have to put one hand up Tyrone.

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Snooker: Typical English game.
All the colours at the front of the cue, while the white does all the work.

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What's the difference between a black Xbox and a white xbox? If a black guy picks your black xbox up at night he's gone

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What are 3 things a black guy can't get?
1. A black eye
2. A black lip
3. A job

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My Chinese mate always tells the truth.
Believe Yu-Mi, he never lies.

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In 1942 there was a young Jewish girl by the name of Ashley who received an all-expenses paid trip to a camp called Treblinka in Poland.
Now she is just remembered as Ash.

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I don’t understand why everyone thinks the ККК are racist.
Every week at our meetings there’s always tons of black people hanging around.

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I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, "Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

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I always buy computers that are black.
Generally, they run faster and have a вiggеr hard drive.

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The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job.
He’ll never wok again.

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The most common surname In China is Chang, correct me if you think that’s Wong.

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