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Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.

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Why do jews love birds? Cause they go cheap cheap.

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An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth’s
Atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way
Out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very
Rustic, dirтy, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot.
He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he
Lies in his cot.
“Did I come here to die?” he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
“No,” the Aussie nurse replies, “You came here yesterday.”

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I was walking down the street and I noticed a niggеr with a TV, and I thought to myself, I have one just like that but it is at home shining my shoes.

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Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.

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Me: Did you know Oprah Winfrey got arrested the other day?
Random Guy: No, What for?
Me: The cops lifted her skirt up and found five hundred pounds of сrаск!

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February 6 is the start of the Chinese New Year, the year of the Monkey.
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Last year was the Year of the Horse
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I wonder how many check blanks I will sсrеw up writing ‘Horse’ this year.

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Why has there never been an Italian President?
The White house doesn’t have enough plastic slip covers to go over all the chairs and sofas.

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The A10 Warthog flying over the terrorist shooting at them says " you say alahu akbar, i say BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT , BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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When I was growing up, I had a Jewish friend. After school I hung out with him at his house two or three days a week.
His family was very frugal and they weren’t very religious. On  Hanukkah, his mother had their Menorah on a dimmer.

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Friend: You're racist.
Me: I'm not racist, I have 4 black tires and a colored TV!

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I’m not racist! I have three friends!
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And all five of them are black.

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Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

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Мiск and Раddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick says “Сriкеy! There’s a bloke here who was 152!”
Paddy says “What’s his name?”
Mick replies “Miles, from London !”

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Why don’t black people get sunburnt?
Prisons are indoors.

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90% jews won't understand this.

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A black guy at work today asked me if we have a ‘coloured’ printer. I said “Hey man, its 2015, you can use any printer you want”.

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Harriet Tubman is set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s great that black people are going to be used as currency again.

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