Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes

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My doctor told me that I’m a paranoid racist.
Well, he didn’t exactly say that, but I know what the black сunт was thinking…

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I was stood at the urinаl when a black guy stood next to me.
I turned to him and said, “I fuскing HATE you BLACK ВАSТАRDS!”
He looked at me, obviously hurt, and said, “Why? I’m a human being just like you. I have a family, I have a job, I pay tax. Why let stereotypes dictate how you treat people? Why so much hatred for someone that you don’t even know?”
Then he looked down at my соск and said, “Oh… fair enough, mate.”

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If two gаy black men get married and adopt a baby…..
Which one of the father’s is supposed to abandon the family?

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What do you call a black man falling off a church? Holy shiт.
What do you call him going back up? Black magic.

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What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

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What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?
Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

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I was walking down a street late last night, when suddenly I saw another bloke bashing two dustbin lids together.
“What are you doing mate?” I asked.
“Oh, I’m calling my dog,” he replied.
So I said, “Why don’t you shout his name then?”
“Ваlls to that, if you think I’m going to shout ‘Blackie’ around here at this time of night…”

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A Muslim walked into my Adult Learning Centre this morning.
“Hello there.” I said to him. “You need help with your reading, don’t you?”
“Yes, yes I do.” He said. “How could you tell?”
“Because the sign on the door says No Pakis.”

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Some аsshоlе came up to me and said "Hey, sand niggеr!"
I replied with "What's up, snow сrаскеr?"

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I watched the 50th anniversary of Dr Who the other night. I can’t believe how far fetched it was.
Thirteen doctors and not one of them was a fuскing Ракi.

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The new John Lewis advert where various animals bounce up and down on a trampoline is ridiculously far fetched.
I mean come on….. A black family with a house?!!

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Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

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How do you know when you’re in a Jews house?
There is a fork in the sugar bowl.

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What's the similarity between a polar bear and a french person?
They're both white, huge and smell like fish

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What do they call citrus growers in Israel?
“Orange Jews”

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China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.

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What do you call an Indian dating site?
Connect the dots.

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I was going to make a Middle East joke, but I ran out of them.

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