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Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars.
I assume you’ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cookie?
Cookies aren't meant to be burnt.

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I was eating my Chinese last night and it made me think!
There’s thousands of Chinese restaurants and take-a-ways all over this country,
Which means there are loads of Chinese people!
But how many Chinese funerals have you seen?
I’ve never seen one! So what are they doing with them?
Then looking at my sweet and sour chicken ваlls,
I’m thinking, chickens don’t have ваlls that big!

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### For Sale ###
French WW2 Rifle
Never been fired
Dropped once.

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What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

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Q:what do black guys get after sex
A:25 to life

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Would a white or black kindergartner have a вiggеr diск?
The black one because he's 20.

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A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree… Who hits the ground first?
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The White Man, of course…
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Because the Black Man was stopped by the rope.

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A white guy walks into a bar with a pig. The black bartender sees them and says,
"Hey, you can't bring that shiт in here.", the pig replies,
" Sorry, we'll leave."

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A slimy mexican fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to this drop dead sеxy pakistani girl.
Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, the bet was that he should touch her вrеаsтs without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, the girl accepted the bet.
The guy stepped up, cupped his hands around her вrеаsтs and squeezed firmly.
With a baffled look, she said,
"Hey, you touched my clothes" to that the Mexican replies "Okay. I owe you a dollar.

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I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

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I booked an Asian рrоsтiтuте last night, but she arrived two hours late.
She loved me wrong time.

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“Could you look after my house for me while I’m away?” said my black next-door neighbour. “Feel free to use the phone. I know I can trust you not to abuse it.”
Fucking racist … just because I’m a white man, he assumes I’m honest and can be trusted!

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My French girlfriend keeps complaining that when we make love I keep pulling her hair.
Apparently it makes her armpits sore for days after.

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I'm a real тhug, when we say " I saved
Your аss", we mean it. I got shot in the
Ass to save another's аss.

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Can you spare just £2? Ali is a 24 year old Muslim man in Pakistan. He has one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty bike with веnт wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the DVD it’s fuскing HILARIOUS !

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

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A man who found himself speaking with a Nigerian accent went to a doctor with much angst having heard that there are people plagued by a fictitious condition referred to as 'Nigerianitis'.
Having mentioned his concern to the doctor and the possibility that he might have the condition the doctor retorted , 'Son , Do you find yourself smiling to yourself for no reason ? ' , for which the man replied yes. Into further inquiry about the man's worry the doctor then asked 'Do you often find yourself wearing flowery multi colored shirts' for which he also replied 'yes'. The Doctor then proclaimed with a gentle sigh 'I dont think you are suffering from Nigerianitis , you might however have a mild form of Ghana-ria'.

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