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Hear about the French suicide bomber?
He’s off on his 7th mission

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Black woman: I don't like that female magician you know. If it was 500 years ago, she'd be burnt
Me: If it was 200 years ago, you'd be a slave

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Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

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Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars.
I assume you’ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cookie?
Cookies aren't meant to be burnt.

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I was eating my Chinese last night and it made me think!
There’s thousands of Chinese restaurants and take-a-ways all over this country,
Which means there are loads of Chinese people!
But how many Chinese funerals have you seen?
I’ve never seen one! So what are they doing with them?
Then looking at my sweet and sour chicken ваlls,
I’m thinking, chickens don’t have ваlls that big!

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Old Ethiopian proverb:
You can’t have your cake or eat it.

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### For Sale ###
French WW2 Rifle
Never been fired
Dropped once.

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What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

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Q:what do black guys get after sex
A:25 to life

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Would a white or black kindergartner have a вiggеr diск?
The black one because he's 20.

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A Black Man and a White Man fall out of a tree… Who hits the ground first?
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The White Man, of course…
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Because the Black Man was stopped by the rope.

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A slimy mexican fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to this drop dead sеxy pakistani girl.
Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, the bet was that he should touch her вrеаsтs without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, the girl accepted the bet.
The guy stepped up, cupped his hands around her вrеаsтs and squeezed firmly.
With a baffled look, she said,
"Hey, you touched my clothes" to that the Mexican replies "Okay. I owe you a dollar.

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I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.

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I booked an Asian рrоsтiтuте last night, but she arrived two hours late.
She loved me wrong time.

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What game are black people so good at?
Murder In The Dark

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“Could you look after my house for me while I’m away?” said my black next-door neighbour. “Feel free to use the phone. I know I can trust you not to abuse it.”
Fucking racist … just because I’m a white man, he assumes I’m honest and can be trusted!

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My French girlfriend keeps complaining that when we make love I keep pulling her hair.
Apparently it makes her armpits sore for days after.

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