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I booked an Asian рrоsтiтuте last night, but she arrived two hours late.
She loved me wrong time.

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What game are black people so good at?
Murder In The Dark

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“Could you look after my house for me while I’m away?” said my black next-door neighbour. “Feel free to use the phone. I know I can trust you not to abuse it.”
Fucking racist … just because I’m a white man, he assumes I’m honest and can be trusted!

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I'm a real тhug, when we say " I saved
Your аss", we mean it. I got shot in the
Ass to save another's аss.

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Can you spare just £2? Ali is a 24 year old Muslim man in Pakistan. He has one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles for water along a narrow road on a rusty bike with веnт wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the DVD it’s fuскing HILARIOUS !

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

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A man who found himself speaking with a Nigerian accent went to a doctor with much angst having heard that there are people plagued by a fictitious condition referred to as 'Nigerianitis'.
Having mentioned his concern to the doctor and the possibility that he might have the condition the doctor retorted , 'Son , Do you find yourself smiling to yourself for no reason ? ' , for which the man replied yes. Into further inquiry about the man's worry the doctor then asked 'Do you often find yourself wearing flowery multi colored shirts' for which he also replied 'yes'. The Doctor then proclaimed with a gentle sigh 'I dont think you are suffering from Nigerianitis , you might however have a mild form of Ghana-ria'.

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Did you hear about the new tire Firestein? Not only does it stop on a dime, it picks it up.

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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite. He said, “What, you either love me or you hate me?”I said, “No, you”re black and you smell.”

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What do you call a black Poker player ?
The Sраdе of Aces

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Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?

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PONTIAC stands for Poor Old Niggеr Thinks It's A Cadillac. BMW stands for Black Man's Wish.

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A black bloke got on my bus this morning wearing a suit..
I said, “Where to, job centre or magistrates court?”

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I tried playing Uno with some mexicans today.... But the f*ckers kept stealing all the green cards!!

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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

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Niggеr walks into the doctors with a frog on his head…
The doctor asks:
- “And what’s the problem here?”
To which the frog replies:
“It started a couple of weeks ago with a blackhead on my аrsе!”

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Ever see that show bait car? They leave a nice car in a bad neighborhood with the keys in it and a water melon and a bucket of fried chicken on the front seat. Then the cops sit back and see what happens.

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I have just finished watching the chinese роrn version of The Wizard of Oz
I particularly liked the big song and dance number ‘swallow the yellow diскs load.’

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