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T here was a Japanese guy who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the Japanese leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”
Thereupon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”
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Indian casenova Anant arranges for a pakistani actresses to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and proceeded with sсrеwing for mind blowing sеx.
When finished, the he jumps up, runs over to the window, comes back from dark and jumps back into bed with the ракi actress and commences to repeat the performance.
The actress is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the he jumps up, runs over to door and comes back from dark, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the her and starts again.
She is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she was amazed
So when they are done she asks anant , dear anant how can you manage.
Man in bed says - Anant is outside- with tickets saleing to other guys in queue.
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Way back when NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian Reservation in Arizona. One day, a Navajo Elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. “What are these guys in the big suits doing?” A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the Moon. The old man got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the Moon with the astronauts.
Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the spin-doctors, the NASA folks found a tape recorder. After the old man recorded his message, they asked the son to translate it. He refused. So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed but refused to translate the Elder’s message to the Moon.
Finally, the NASA crew called in an official government translator. He reported that the Moon message said, “Watch out for these fuскеrs: they have come to steal your land.”
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