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What is the difference between a European colonist and a tornado?
Tornadoes can't rаре women

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Have you heard about the two gаy Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

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What do you call a black marathon?
An discount at KFC

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What key can open your front door, back door, garage door, shed door and car door?
A dаrкiе!

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“There’s actually little data to show that Asian children are any smarter than children of other races. It’s really just a matter of perception as I compiled from my research.”
Said my Chinese neighbor’s 3 year old son.

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The American flag on the moon has turned white due to the exposure of solar radiation.
That’s great. Now France can claim that they’ve landed on the moon.

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Why are black people hard to see at night?
Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.

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Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop for 5 minutes.
French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 15 minutes.
Indian : That’s nothing last night I massaged my wife with Ghee,then made love and made her scream for 2hours.
Italian and French, astonished : 2hours ! How ? Indian : I wiped my hands on the curtains

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What do you call a black kid on a bike?
Thief
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
It might be your bike.

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A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean. The Japanese Captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as i will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!!! He called the crew of his ship together. There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him:
"Where were you the last ten minutes?"
And the cook answered:
"I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch". A American guy was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the American guy was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down. An Indian Guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that he was in the generator room checking the generator. A French guy also served the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?
Answer: The Japanese flag is just a red circle; it is the same when upside down.

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My dog had been ill and after a trip to the vets, I went to the pharmacy for his medicine.
“Fuскing hеll.” Said the chemist, studying the paper. “Was the vet Chinese or something?”
“Actually, yeah.” I chuckled. “Is it illegible?”
“No, it’s a recipe.”

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I’m trying to understand all the discussion about “Black Lives Matter.” Don’t you people know that these young men are Honor Students?
….. Yes Your Honor, no Your Honor, I understand Your Honor…..

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Just got myself one of those toasted sandwich makers…
Or a black girlfriend as she calls it.

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Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.

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What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

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America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall.
I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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“I’m not racist,” I said to my mate, “but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally.”
“…but that’s not racist,” he said.
“Exactly,” I replied. “I said I wasn’t racist.”

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