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Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.

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What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

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America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall.
I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

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“I’m not racist,” I said to my mate, “but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally.”
“…but that’s not racist,” he said.
“Exactly,” I replied. “I said I wasn’t racist.”

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1) That is not right……………………. Sum Ting Wong
6) Did you go to the beach?………………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table………….. Ai Ваng Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift………….. Сhin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…………. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………………No Pah King
16) Great…………………….……….. Fa Kin Su Pah

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I’m pleased to say that whilst serving my sentence in a Mexican prison, I managed to find Jesus.
He was lifting weights in the gym

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O n a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips make your above the rest of us. Look at me…I’m me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman replied, “Very sporting of your mother.”

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Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

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I really hate how politically correct the world is getting.
I can’t even say “black paint” anymore.
I have to say “Jamal can you please paint that wall for me?”.
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The guards at a prison told the prisoners, "There is going to be a basketball game, white people vs black people."
The prisoners showed up to the game and it was basically prisoners vs guards.

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Went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had 6 matching ваlls.

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Ever noticed that all ghosts are White?
Yeah, it looks like a good afterlife, doesn’t it.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade center!

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

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There is a secret maze With 100 dollars in the middle of the maze The Flying dutchman The boogie man a dumb mexican and a smart mexican are challenging Who will win???? The dumb mexican cause the rest dont exsist

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What do you call a Chinese woman rolling on a warm bed sheet?
An eggroll

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Q. Why is chess racist?
A. Because the white chess pieces always go first.

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What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico?
A white back.

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