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Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop for 5 minutes.
French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love. I made her scream for 15 minutes.
Indian : That’s nothing last night I massaged my wife with Ghee,then made love and made her scream for 2hours.
Italian and French, astonished : 2hours ! How ? Indian : I wiped my hands on the curtains

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What do you call a black kid on a bike?
Thief
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
It might be your bike.

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A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean. The Japanese Captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. Now listen carefully, as i will only tell it once: When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!!! He called the crew of his ship together. There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him:
"Where were you the last ten minutes?"
And the cook answered:
"I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch". A American guy was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the American guy was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down. An Indian Guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that he was in the generator room checking the generator. A French guy also served the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within ten seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him?
Answer: The Japanese flag is just a red circle; it is the same when upside down.

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I’m trying to understand all the discussion about “Black Lives Matter.” Don’t you people know that these young men are Honor Students?
….. Yes Your Honor, no Your Honor, I understand Your Honor…..

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How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
You don't ..... that's the problem!

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Just got myself one of those toasted sandwich makers…
Or a black girlfriend as she calls it.

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Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.

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What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

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America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall.
I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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“I’m not racist,” I said to my mate, “but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally.”
“…but that’s not racist,” he said.
“Exactly,” I replied. “I said I wasn’t racist.”

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1) That is not right……………………. Sum Ting Wong
6) Did you go to the beach?………………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table………….. Ai Ваng Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift………….. Сhin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…………. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………………No Pah King
16) Great…………………….……….. Fa Kin Su Pah

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O n a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips make your above the rest of us. Look at me…I’m me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”
The Englishman replied, “Very sporting of your mother.”

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Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

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I really hate how politically correct the world is getting.
I can’t even say “black paint” anymore.
I have to say “Jamal can you please paint that wall for me?”.
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The guards at a prison told the prisoners, "There is going to be a basketball game, white people vs black people."
The prisoners showed up to the game and it was basically prisoners vs guards.

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Went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had 6 matching ваlls.

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Ever noticed that all ghosts are White?
Yeah, it looks like a good afterlife, doesn’t it.

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