A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes, he says, “I’m hungry” POW! A huge banquet appears, he says “I want a huge mansion with a swimming pool” POW! One appears, “and for my final wish, I want to be British.” POW! The mansion, the banquet, everything vanishes, he asks “where’s everything gone?” The fairy replies, “you’re British now mate, you’re entitled to fuск all!”
0
0