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Yo momma so fат she could go to the desert and sells shade.

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Yo mama so fат, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

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Yo momma so FАТ, she can't save files вiggеr than 4 GB.

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Yo mama's so fат that, after sеx I rolled over twice and was still on the вiтсh!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her вuтт looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, every time you smack her вuтт, you can ride the waves.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

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Yo mama so fат when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

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Yo mama so fат, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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Yo mama is so fат, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo Momma so fат she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fат from rolling off!

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A male driver gets stopped by police, and is asked:
"Have you been drinking?"
The man replies:
"Okay, yes, I have... how did you know officer? Was I swerving across the road, or speeding?"
"No sir," replied the policeman, "...nothing else can explain that fат ugly woman sitting next to you."

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Yo momma’s so fат, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Но!’

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-аss jeans.

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