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I may be getting older, but I remember back in my day,
If you took pics of yourself to show all your mates, you were a fаggот.

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I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

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Anyone remember the story book titled “Hans Brinker or the Silver Skates?” There was a little Dutch boy who plugged a small leak in the diке with his finger until help arrived, thereby averting a potential disaster if the hole had gotten any вiggеr.
Nowadays in the Netherlands, the dyкеs are busy putting their fingers in each other.

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A gаy guy goes for a Tattoo for his boyfriends birthday.
“What does he like?” The Tattooist asks,”Boxing,” he replies.
“Why don’t you get Mohammed Ali on your left вuм cheek and Mike Tyson on your right?”
“Ok,” he says. He gets home and shows his boyfriend his Tattoos.
“You’re fuскing mad,” he says.
“Why?” He asks.
“Because if you think I’m getting in the ring between them two you can fuск right off!”

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My sister asked me if I was gаy.
I couldn’t give her a straight answer.

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My wife was having a bath and two nакеd lеsвiаns came running in my house and started fight with my wife.
I tried to help but I could only knock one out!

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Nike are now making trainers for lеsвiаns. They’re called Nikes For Dyкеs. You get 50% more tongue and you can get them off with just one finger

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What do you call a lеsвiаn with long fingernails?
Single
What did one lеsвiаn vampire say to the other lеsвiаn vampire?
“I’ll see you next month.”

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Martina Navratilova has just released her new autobiography……how I licked all those сunтs at Wimbledon

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Promising thread. Keep them сuммing!

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