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Which Harry Potter book is the darkest?
Order of the Phoenix, because that’s when it starts getting Dead Sirius.

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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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I was 10 minutes into Harry Potter
... Before I realized I was watching the Royal wedding.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking. J/K, rolling.

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What is Harry’s favorite mood? Sirius.

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