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What does a huffle рuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and вlоw you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?
Hogwarts

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No more Harry Potter jokes guys, I'm Sirius.

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Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.

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Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

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A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.
I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.

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Which Harry Potter book is the darkest?
Order of the Phoenix, because that’s when it starts getting Dead Sirius.

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I was 10 minutes into Harry Potter
... Before I realized I was watching the Royal wedding.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? You know? You-know-who? Exactly, AVADA KEDAVRA!

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking. J/K, rolling.

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What is Harry’s favorite mood? Sirius.

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