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After a week in the balkans: anthony hopkins, ben stiller, harry potter, leo di caprio, dr house, barak obama, bruce willis

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Alcohol does great things! Тerrible, yes, but great

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Dirтy Harry Potter and the magical bullet

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Harry Potter and the Holding Cell.

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When your dog cosplays better than you

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To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?

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Q: Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
A: He couldn't spell.

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Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running... JK! Rolling.

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What does a huffle рuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and вlоw you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter

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No more Harry Potter jokes guys, I'm Sirius.

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“Harry Potter” branded condoms.
“Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you’re Slytherin in her chamber of secrets”.

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Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.

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Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a gingеr schoolkid with two friends?

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A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.
I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.

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