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Top 10 Worst Harry Potter Characters
10. There aren’t
9. Any characters
8. In the Harry Potter series
7. That deserve to be labeled
6. As the worst
5. Because all the characters
4. Have their own
3. Characteristics
2. Which make them unique and interesting
1. Dolores Umbridge

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Hermione: “You’re a great wizard, you really are!”
Harry: “Not as good as you.” Hermione: “I said ‘wizard,’ not ‘witch.'”

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I named my lizard Harry just so I can say, “You’re a lizard, Harry!”

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What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell? Gifted.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? Pregnant.

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Snape: “VOLDEMORT’S COMING!”
Dumbledore: “Are you serious?” Snape: “No, I’m Severus.”

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On a scale from one to ten, how much do you love Hogwarts? Nine and three quarters.

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What does a wizard say when he gets robbed by a muggle? Somebody muggled me!

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What social media channel does Voldemort use? Instagram, because he wants more followers!

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What did The Dark Lord envy from Harry? His nose!

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What would Harry Potter be if he didn’t when to Hogwarts? A python programmer.

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What program do you use to edit your photos? A Dobby Photoshop.

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You take my breath away! – said Harry to the dementors.

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Why did Neville always sit on two chairs? Because he is a Longbottom.

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Why didn’t Draco become friends with Harry? Because he was running out of breath while saying Harry’s last name.

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Why do two Quidditch players share the same room? Because they are Broom-mates.

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Why did Harry sign up for the gym? Because he loved the dumbbell doors.

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I am Black. No, I am black. You are white. No, i am Black. Are you kidding me? No, I am serious

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Are you twins in real life? No. It's quite a weird story. We met at the audition.

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