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What's the difference between Нiтlеr and Logan Paul?
Hitler knew when to кill himself.
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People compare Trump and Нiтlеr all the time, but there is one major difference.
Hitler was good at making speeches
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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye
But when hiтlеr does it everyone loses their mind
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Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Нiтlеr.
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What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Нiтlеr?
Only one of them completely finished a race.
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Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally...
Because you can't truly be Нiтlеr until you blame a jew for all your problems.
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Who was the greatest Jewish cook of all time?
Hitler.
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Apparently as a 4-year old, Нiтlеr was saved from drowning in the river Inn by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
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What's Adolf Нiтlеr's favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Нiтlеr?
Hitler had supporters.
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My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler
Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill. Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill. Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Why did Нiтlеr commit suicide?
He got his gas bill.
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Нiтlеr wasn't a very athletic man.
He never even finished a single race.
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Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Нiтlеr, 1945
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What's the difference between a female farmer and Нiтlеr's girlfriend?
One bails her hay and the other heils her bae
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What video game would Adolf Нiтlеr play?
Mein Kraft.
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What is the difference between Нiтlеr and the Boston Bombers?
One of them actually ended a race.
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You'll never be able to go back in time and кill Нiтlеr as a baby.
You'd be way too short and weak.
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