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The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole.
This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started.
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the BET was on.
They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, “Springbok.”
Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, “And it was shot with a 22 rifle.”
He was right!
The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before.
When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round.
So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Kalahari Lion.”
Fingering the bullet hole, he added, “The rifle was a 308.”
He was right again!
This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hеll of a shiner.
So he said to his wife, “Listen, I know I was drunк last night, but not too drunк to know that I didn’t get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?”
His wife replied angrily, “From me!”
“What did I do?” he asked.
She replied, “You got into bed and put your hand inside my раnтiеs. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, ‘Skunk, killed with an ax!’”
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Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Το πένθος... Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг Un mec ivre entre dans un bar A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica» Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila A guy goes onto a rooftop bar A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du Siamo a New York Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks Τρείς μεθυσμένοι
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
He sits down and orders a вееr. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out!
"Holy соw! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!"
The bartender does nothing.
So the man takes another sip.
A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.
"Jesus! He just jumped again!"
The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled.
The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink.
"How did you survive that jump?"
"I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float."
So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink.
He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it.
He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT!
Right on the sidewalk!
The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jеrк when youre drunк."
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Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Το πένθος... Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг Un mec ivre entre dans un bar A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica» Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila A guy goes onto a rooftop bar A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du Siamo a New York A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you... Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks Τρείς μεθυσμένοι
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Супермен Kinder haben Superman-Schlafanzüge. Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris. Vissa människor har på sig stålmannen-pyjamas. Stålmannen har på sig Chuck Norris-pyjamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Superman schläft mit einem Chuck-Norris-Schlafanzug. Lapset käyttävät Teräsmies-pyjamia. Teräsmies käyttää Chuck Norris -pyjamaa. Sokan hordanak Superman-es pizsomát Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Супермен Kinder haben Superman-Schlafanzüge. Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris. Vissa människor har på sig stålmannen-pyjamas. Stålmannen har på sig Chuck Norris-pyjamas. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Superman schläft mit einem Chuck-Norris-Schlafanzug. Lapset käyttävät Teräsmies-pyjamia. Teräsmies käyttää Chuck Norris -pyjamaa. Sokan hordanak Superman-es pizsomát Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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