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Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

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Dear men, "I don't want anything for Valentine's Day" is the same as "I'm fine." You're welcome.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants … …
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Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

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A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"

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The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder.

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Girl friend (whilst having a romantic dinner at a restaurant):
"Say something which spurs my heart-beat"
Boy-Friend:
"I forgot to bring any money"

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I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.

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I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second.

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Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her.

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No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

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If a woman has fallen - an idiот will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her.

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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

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If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.

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I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

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No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

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Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...

Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.

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The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.

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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

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