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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking

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Ladies dating a short guy is fun until you can't find him at the club and you don't have taxi money to go home.

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I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

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Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

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If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.

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I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.

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Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

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If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.

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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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Sеx without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty dамn good.

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

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Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.

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What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is sсrеwing her.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

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I said to my neighbor, "You'd better let your shutters down, because yesterday I saw you making love with your wife."
"Haha, you idiот," he replied. "I wasn't even home yesterday."

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