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If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.

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I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.

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Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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Sеx without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty dамn good.

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

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A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

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Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.

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What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is sсrеwing her.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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I said to my neighbor, "You'd better let your shutters down, because yesterday I saw you making love with your wife."
"Haha, you idiот," he replied. "I wasn't even home yesterday."

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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

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A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

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Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

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You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

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An iron rule of a leader - make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first.

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