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A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

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Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

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You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside... Break their bones because they have 206 of them.

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The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.

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I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.

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My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

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"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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I wrote a romance novel. It's called, "She Fell In Love With A Painter, But He Gave Her The Brush."

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.

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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face!

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