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Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside... Break their bones because they have 206 of them.

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The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

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In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.

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My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

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"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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I wrote a romance novel. It's called, "She Fell In Love With A Painter, But He Gave Her The Brush."

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Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.
Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.
Girl: Can u кill a lion 4 me?
Boy: Are u sick? How can I кill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.
Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.
Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to кill?

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

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It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you.

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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

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One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face!

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The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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It's better to be the first lover than a third wife.

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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

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