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“I cuddle with my husband about two or three times a week.”
“Yeah? Me just once.”
“Oh, but wait, I thought you were single.”
“Ah I see. I thought we were talking about your husband.”
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My new wife left me because of my huge insecurity problems.
Oh no, hang on, she’s back. She just went to the bathroom!
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A guy loses his job, all his money has gone, all hope is lost and he’s walking miserably towards the dole line, wondering if there’s anybody who could help him. Suddenly there’s thunder and lightning and a scary, blood-covered demon appears in front of him.
He walks over to the man and in a rasping voice whispers in his ear, “I have heard your pleas. I’m ready to give you a million bucks. But you have to agree to give me your wife.”
“OK,” says the guy, “now where’s the catch?”
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Do I have to remove the cheating husband before I throw the ring in the volcano?
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Two women chat:
Does your fiancé have a stutter?
Yes, but no worries. Once we’re married, I’ll be the one doing the talking.
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Women have ovaries. Interestingly, they are the reason why they sometimes оvаry act.
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Why don’t women propose?
Because when they kneel down, men get all the wrong ideas.
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Women can be wonderfully satisfied with only 3.5 inches. No matter if it’s a Mastercard or a Visa.
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Terrorism strikes no fear in my heart. I’ve been married for years.
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La mujer en busca de Arsénico
Arsen aus der Apotheke
Ο Φαρμακοποιός
Δηλητήριο
Влиза мъж в аптека.
Жена влегува во аптека и бара да купи отров.
Жена в аптеката
Ein Mann möchte seine Frau umbringen. Er geht zur Apotheke und verlangt Zyankali. Der Apotheker mustert ihn streng und meint:
Le pharmacien au client:
Аптекаря:
Жена разбрала за изневярата на мъжа си и решава да го отрови с хапчета. Влиза въпросната дама при доктора и казва:
A nice
- Скажите
Una donna entra in farmacia e chiede:
A woman walks into a pharmacy
Une femme se rend dans une pharmacie et demande de l'arsenic. Le pharmacien lui demande :
Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke und verlangt 50 Gramm Arsen. Fragt der Verkäufer: "Haben Sie dafür ein Rezept?" "Nein
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir
Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke und sagt: „Bitte geben sie mir eine Packung Strychnin.“ Apotheker: „Wofür brauchen Sie das?“ Mann: „Ich will meine Frau ermorden.“ Apotheker: „Das können Sie doch nicht machen.“ Der Mann zieht ein Foto seiner Frau aus der Tasche und zeigt es dem Apotheker....
Przychodzi baba do apteki i mówi do aptekarza
Een dame wandelt de apotheek binnen en vraagt er wat arsenicum. "Waarvoor hebt u dat nodig
Kadının biri
Uma mulher entra em uma farmácia e pede ao farmacêutico: - Por favor
Ein Mann
Uma mulher entra na farmácia e pede ao atendente que lhe traga 10g de cianureto. O rapaz
Una dama entra a una farmacia y le pide al farmacéutico: - Por favor
Manden på apoteket: - Jeg vil gerne have lidt arsenik til min svigermor. - Har de recept? - Nej
Una señora entra en una farmacia y le pide al farmacéutico un frasco de arsénico. El doctor dice: - ¡Señora! ¿para qué quiere el arsénico? - Para matar a mi marido
Una donna va in farmacia: "mi può dare il veleno più potente che ha" ed il farmacista: "a cosa le serve?" e la donna: "a uccidere mio marito" il farmacista: "non posso" e la donna caccia una foto...
Ei käy
Apotekeren siger til kunden: - Nej da! Jeg kan ikke bare give dig Arsenik
Egy nő bemegy a gyógyszertárba. - Patikus úr! Olyan mérget szeretnék venni
A nő bemegy a patikába és mérget kér. A patikus meglepődik: - Asszonyom
En kvinna kom in på apoteket och ville köpa arsenik. Apotekaren undrade vad hon skulle ha det till. Jo
En una pequeña farmacia del pueblo entra una señora y dice: - Por favor
Een man komt bij de apotheker en hij vraagt wat arsenicum voor zijn schoonmoeder. "heeft u een voorschrift?" zegt de apotheker? "nee
A patikus így szól a pult előtt álló izgatott férfihez: - Sajnálom
En kvinna kom in på apoteket och ville köpa arsenik. - Vad ska ni ha det till frågade apotekaren? - Jag ska ta livet av min man!!! Apotekaren: - Jag kan inte sälja arsenik för att ni ska döda eran...
Nainen käveli apteekkiin ja pyysi miesapteekkarilta syanidia ja nopeasti. Myyjä luonnollisesti huolestui moisesta pyynnöstä ja kysyi: - ”Miksi ihmeessä te tarvitsette syanidia?” Nainen selitti
Aptiekā. - Cienījamais
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The...
Egy asszony bemegy a patikába
Une femme entre dans une pharmacie et demande de l'arsenic... - Que comptez-vous en faire ? lui demande le pharmacien soupçonneux. - C'est pour tuer mon mari... - Quoi ? Vous plaisantez ! Je ne...
Jedna gospođa dođe u ljekarnu i traži arsenik. Ljekarnik: - "Budući se radi o jakom otrovu
Un homme entre dans une pharmacie. Il demande au pharmacien : - Bonjour
C'est un gars qui entre dans une pharmacie : - Je voudrais un litre d'arsenic. - Grands Dieux ! Pourquoi faire ? - Pour ma femme. - Ah... et euuuuh... Vous avez une ordonnance ? - Non mais je peux...
Uma mulher muito bonita
Krásná dáma vkročí do lékárny
Příjde pán do lékárny pro cyankáli. Lékárník ale povídá
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,
“May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?”
She is shocked.
“Why would you want something like that?”
The man calmly tells her,
“I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.”
The pharmacist is now horrified.
She said,
“I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and мurdеr!”
At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sеx with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him.
“Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
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Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
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Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.
Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?
Doctor: They Are For You.!!
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So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
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My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
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When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
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Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?
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I don’t really mind sleeping on the couch. It’s like living my childhood fantasies about the Wild West – including the angry mama bear nearby.
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