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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.

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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.

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A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11?
The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."

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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.

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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to кill you... Forty seven times.

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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.

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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, "I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized."
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''

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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Whats looooong and hard?
Math Class.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.

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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!

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Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

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How long are math snakes?
3.14 feet. Well, at least the πthon is
(I'm so sorry)

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.

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