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I had a scary math joke...
But I'm 2^2 to say it

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Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

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3.14% of sailors are…
Π-rates.

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.
She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.
I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

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I don't mind the Chinese students in my Math class being really good at the subject
But I must say, it's pretty cocky of them to do the problems with their eyes closed.

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I heard 8/10 Americans are bad at math...
Glad to know I'm in the other 2%.

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My boss said my math skills are average.
That's just mean.

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Sеx is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply

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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? – The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. – 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.

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One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”

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Why was Нiтlеr bad at math?
He could only count to nein.

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A mathematician stumbles home drunк at 3 a. M. and his wife is livid. “You swore that you’d be home by 11:45!”
“No,” slurs the mathematician, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said
"You're a lot like a math exam."
I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"
She said,
"No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

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If i got 50 cents for every failed math exam,
I'd have $ 6.30 now

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