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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.

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Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!

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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!

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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"

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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fаrт."

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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your рussy, please?"

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A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking.
The Yankee said, "s*ex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in."
The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."

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Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar.
"Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?"
"Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildо."
"A pair of slippers and a dildо?"
"Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuск yourself.' "

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Yo mamma so sтuрid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

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Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.

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Overheard in a restaurant:
She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste."
He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"

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When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones.
The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones."
I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright.
Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.

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A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."

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