Most popular jokes

Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

27 0

A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead.
A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side.
A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side.
Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said:
"Whoever did this to you needs help."

27 0

Christian Jokes Men jokes Stupid Jokes

Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

27 0

Apple and iPhone Jokes Technology Jokes Dirty jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Flirt jokes Phone jokes

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirтy knees!

27 0

Sex Jokes Rude Jokes Nurse jokes

One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Ваве Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

27 0

Sports Jokes

”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Sсrеw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”

27 0

Old People Jokes

A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his duммy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter.
After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are sтuрid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs."
Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone."
The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"

27 0

Bar and Bartender Jokes Blonde Jokes Stupid Jokes

What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

27 0

Fitness jokes

I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.

27 0

Beauty Jokes Single People Jokes

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.

27 0

Social Network Jokes Technology Jokes Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes History Jokes

Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.

27 0

Old People Jokes Dirty jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

27 0

Attitude Jokes Money jokes

Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

27 0

What's The Difference Jokes Dirty jokes

boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet ;)

27 1

Dirty jokes Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?
A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy.
The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen".
Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.

27 0

Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"

27 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it.
She was telling him what colour to paint each room.
They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?"
The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."

27 0

Irish jokes Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I need to go fishing with the boss for the weekend.
We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.
Sunday night, he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"
"Oh yes, great! I think I really impressed the boss. But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
"Oh, no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box."

27 0

Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes Fishing Jokes Phone jokes Boss Jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shiт out of the toilet.

27 0

Yo Momma Jokes

The hоrny мidgет found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little f*ck?"
She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little f*ck!"

27 0

One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes

Most Popular Jokes