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What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

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What do you call a соw who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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Cage against the machine

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What is Mozart doing right now? – Decomposing.

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What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

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Who’s the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

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How many pilots does it take to make good music?
Apparently at least 22

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
It's syncing now.

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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You're not scared of being alone in the dark.
You're scared of not being alone in the dark

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This rare photo was taken just seconds before famous banjo player

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This is the weirdest karaoke place i've ever seen

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Starwars: the gangster manace

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Miley Cyrus - Stop sending me this shit

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Call me an astronaut please, HAL. I’m sorry Katy, I’m afraid | can’t do that.

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What's your favorite Pink Floyd song? I didn't know she had a last name

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