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Question: What can you get if you have 50 cent?

Answer: Hip-Hop and Rap.

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“Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?”

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There's a band called 1023 Megabytes... they haven't had a gig yet.

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What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?

"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."

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If you paint your finger purple, and wiggle it in the air, is it ... FingerPrince?

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

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What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

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What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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Why did the pianist keep ваnging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

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What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?
Arrrr-peggios!

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I went to a middle school dance back in the day.
It was kinda lame, looking back on it. The music was bad, they ran out of food, and there wasn’t even a punch line.

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What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Нiтlеr have in common?
Neither of them are musicians.

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When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.
He was decomposing.

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A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"
"K, pop."

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I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom
Turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought

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My dad told me I was listening to way too much Korean Music.
I told him, "K pop"

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What is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music
Mount rushmore

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