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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes," replied one of the prisoners. "I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."
And the second prisoner said:
"Кill me first."

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Two Wind turbines are in a field.
One turns to the other and asks:
" what is your type of music ?"
"I'm a huge metal fаn"

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Sad news for music lovers today....
Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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If Prince is dead then...
Is his music now "royalty-free"?

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So Chris Brown has quit music...
Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker".
It was sound advice.

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My music teacher told me to stay on key
I said "pitch please"

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I told my black coworker that I like to go to sleep listening to white noise. He said "Why does it gotta be white noise with you people?"
I said because I can't go to sleep listening to rap music and gunshots.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.

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One wind turbine asks another and says "Hey, Wind Turbine, what kind of music do you like?"
He replies: I'm actually, I'm a huge metal fаn.

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What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is?
The beat? ... Or the hook?

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Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,
'I'll be Bach'.

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Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music?
When asked about it, he said,
"I'll be Bach."

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What do you call people listening to music?
The audio-nce

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BTS stans are like the vegans of the music Industry
They’re both despised by everyone else in their respective Industry and if you speak against them, hundreds of them will attack you

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Cutting wood is like making music
Once you get in the groove, it gets easier

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What music service are the current DNC nominees listening to?
Pandera!

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A man committed suicide after being rejected at a singing competition...
He just couldn't face the music.

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