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I've been listening to Harry Styles' new music recently and I must say...
He has gotten a lot better ever since he went in the other direction.

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A blonde, a gingеr and a bald man walk into a live music bar.
The doorman refuses entry to the gingеr, because the band is playing soul music.

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What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do?
Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now

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I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess,
And even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁

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A programmer once went to a music contest
He lost because the only notes he knew were C and C#
Inspired by u/EatThisShoe

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What did the time travelling caveman call music from the end of the 20th century?
AD-s music

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What is Pope Francis' favorite genre of music?
Shoegaze

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How does one get their wife to come back to them?
Play country music backwards.

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Employees were discussing classical music pieces.
The boss came up to them.
He said, “Get Bach to work!”

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My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day
It was a glock and spiel

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There’s a lot of people who enjoy Tech N9ne’s music
But personally, I think he has Strange Music.

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Music in 2018 is like candy
Throw away the wrappers!

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So I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content
When asked what he thought of this he said. "if I could turn back the hands of time,....

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music..
Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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What do you call a phone that plays music?
A saxophone

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I dont like music made by special needs people...
I've never really been one for slow jams.

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I take the Christian approach to playing music at parties...
I pretend I'm just sharing my awesome tunes when you and I both know I'm forcing my music on you because I don't like yours.

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Apparently my printer is really into music...
He seems to love the Paper jam.

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