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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker".
It was sound advice.

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My music teacher told me to stay on key
I said "pitch please"

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I told my black coworker that I like to go to sleep listening to white noise. He said "Why does it gotta be white noise with you people?"
I said because I can't go to sleep listening to rap music and gunshots.

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One wind turbine asks another and says "Hey, Wind Turbine, what kind of music do you like?"
He replies: I'm actually, I'm a huge metal fаn.

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What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is?
The beat? ... Or the hook?

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Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,
'I'll be Bach'.

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What is a conspiracy theorist's favorite piece of classical music?
QAnon in D

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Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music?
When asked about it, he said,
"I'll be Bach."

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What do you call people listening to music?
The audio-nce

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BTS stans are like the vegans of the music Industry
They’re both despised by everyone else in their respective Industry and if you speak against them, hundreds of them will attack you

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Cutting wood is like making music
Once you get in the groove, it gets easier

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What music service are the current DNC nominees listening to?
Pandera!

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I've been listening to Harry Styles' new music recently and I must say...
He has gotten a lot better ever since he went in the other direction.

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A blonde, a gingеr and a bald man walk into a live music bar.
The doorman refuses entry to the gingеr, because the band is playing soul music.

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What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do?
Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now

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When your last name is Hicks.
You can marry a black woman and she will wonder why you don't like country music too.
#shootme

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I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess,
And even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁

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A programmer once went to a music contest
He lost because the only notes he knew were C and C#
Inspired by u/EatThisShoe

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