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Sad news for music lovers today....
Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble.
I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions

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If Prince is dead then...
Is his music now "royalty-free"?

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I was listening to some music with my friend and he told me "you should turn the bass down on your speaker".
It was sound advice.

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My music teacher told me to stay on key
I said "pitch please"

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I told my black coworker that I like to go to sleep listening to white noise. He said "Why does it gotta be white noise with you people?"
I said because I can't go to sleep listening to rap music and gunshots.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.

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One wind turbine asks another and says "Hey, Wind Turbine, what kind of music do you like?"
He replies: I'm actually, I'm a huge metal fаn.

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What do you think Rihanna's favorite part of Chris Brown's music is?
The beat? ... Or the hook?

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Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,
'I'll be Bach'.

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What is a conspiracy theorist's favorite piece of classical music?
QAnon in D

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Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music?
When asked about it, he said,
"I'll be Bach."

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BTS stans are like the vegans of the music Industry
They’re both despised by everyone else in their respective Industry and if you speak against them, hundreds of them will attack you

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Cutting wood is like making music
Once you get in the groove, it gets easier

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What music service are the current DNC nominees listening to?
Pandera!

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A man committed suicide after being rejected at a singing competition...
He just couldn't face the music.

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I've been listening to Harry Styles' new music recently and I must say...
He has gotten a lot better ever since he went in the other direction.

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A blonde, a gingеr and a bald man walk into a live music bar.
The doorman refuses entry to the gingеr, because the band is playing soul music.

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