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Why classical music is not recommended for young people?
Because it contains sax and violins

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What's the only thing worse than listening to country music?
Enjoying it.

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I asked my friend who's in a wheel chair why he hated dance music so much?
He's not sure why he told me, He just can't stand it.

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I got fired from my job as an orchestra conductor...
... For repeatedly looking out of the window.
I had to face the music.

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The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music.
The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on...
My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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Pop music is like a party hat
Classic and fun, but you look like a dоuсhе if you put it on in the car.

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[x-post with /r/Overwatch] What's Junkrat's favorite music genre?
I don't know, but he says he's stuck between trap and pop.

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If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again...
They would make all the hits

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A friend of me recieved a lot of weird requests after he made a profile on a dating website.
In the "Me in one sentence" category he wanted to express his love for 90s music so he wrote: I'm a sсат man!

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?
Rock and Roll.

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Love it how music can take you to another place .
For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one.

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Why do muslims love classical music?
It has lots of violins

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(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates?
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Do you want to buy some classical music?
Sorry, I'm baroque.

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How fast does a music note travel?
Bach 1

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Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass?
It was his favorite sterotype.

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I bought a candy bar in Canada for a dollar and I got one nickel back.
I told the cashier to keep it because I don't care much for their music.

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