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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Priests and Christmas Trees Στολίδια Ποιά η ομοιότητα ανάμεσα σε έναν γέρο και στο Χριστουγεννιάτικο δέντρο; Τα μπαλάκια По какво си приличат свещеника и коледното дърво? Quelle est la différence entre un curé et un arbre de Noël ? Quelle est la différence entre un curé et un sapin de Noël ? Aucune: dans les deux cas les boules servent uniquement à décorer. ou bien Les boules du sapin servent au moins une fois dans l'année ! A willy is like a tree in your 20's its like a rock hard oak. In your 30's & 40's its like a birch tree Hvad er ligheden imellem et juletræ og en steriliseret mand? - Kuglerne hænger kun til pynt Hvad er ligheden på en munk og et juletræ? - Kuglene er kun til pynt. Wat is de overeenkomst tussen de paus en een kerstboom? Bij allebei hangen de ballen er voor de sier! - Mi a közös a pap és a karácsonyfa között? - ???? - Mind a kettőn díszek a golyók. Qual a semelhança entre uma Árvore de Natal e um padre? As bolas são só de enfeite! Le sapin de noël et le curé Quelle est la différence entre un sapin de noël et un curé? Dans les deux cas les boules sont là que pour faire joli What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both have balls just for decoration.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their ваlls are decoration only.
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led Zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just кill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sеxy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
Drummers.
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Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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