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A woman’s p*ussy is like a 9-volt battery.
You know you shouldn’t, but sooner or later you’re going to put your tongue on it.

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Mothers everywhere: Do not be mystified by the mysterious substance that forms a dry crust on your teen’s socks and stiffness on his bedsheets and pajamas.
It poses no danger unless you accidentally get it too close to your hoo-hah.
It’s called pornstarch and washes down the drain on the first spin cycle.

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News - “World’s oldest man dies”
Why does this keep happening?!

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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

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When I was at school, fifty two percent of the class were good at maths. I was one of the other thirty eight percent.

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Some people’s lives are like open books… Mine is like a trashcan without a lid.

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Philosophy Jokes

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Mexicans cross the border 1...2... And 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.

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Life Jokes Mexican jokes

Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

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Apple and iPhone Jokes

Kim Kardashian’s huge overrated аss is all over the Internet today…
But enough about Kanye.

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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Alien Jokes

Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it’d be.

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Heaven And Hell Jokes

Your momma so fат...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going. ”
I said to her, ‘Judging by the look on your face, you’re going, ‘cus when you’re coming you look like a Down Syndrome Kid trying to whistle!”

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Take my advice - I'm not using it.

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.

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Christian Jokes

How do you confuse a fат nymphomaniac?
Buy her a big chocolate dildо.

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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Beauty Jokes

What are the two reasons why babies wear diapers?
Number 1 and Number 2!

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Baby Jokes

Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.

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