if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Newest jokes - Page 2820

Latest Jokes

I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

2 0

Elephant jokes

How do short people greet others?
They microwave.

0 0

Short people jokes

How do women defy the laws of physics?
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

1 0

Physics jokes

Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the соw has the udder.

3 0

Cow jokes

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates
They will кill your dog

20 0

Dog jokes

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’
You've probably seen our posters.

11 0

Cat jokes

A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting
I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

19 0

Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!

0 0

Dinosaur jokes

How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.

0 0

Nerd jokes

Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't.
But white people can say things that black people can't. Like, "Thanks for the
Warning officer," and "Hi dad."

2 0

Black People Jokes White people jokes

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!

3 0

Italian Jokes

A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
He got mineral water and Mother Teresa.

0 0

Jokes about Women God Jokes Men jokes Stupid Jokes

RIP King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. The newsreader said women can’t drive in your country.
To be fair, they can’t drive here either.

14 0

Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night’s dream. “I was at an auction for diскs. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10.”
The husband says, “What about one my size?”
His wife responds, “Yours didn’t even get a bid,” and then she laughs to herself.
The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. “I was at an auction for va-jay-jays. The really tight one’s sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10.”
His wife says, “What about va-jay-jays like mine?”
The husband smiles and says, “That’s where they held the auction.”

0 0

Jokes about Women Sarcasm Jokes

It’s only when you are bare-аss nакеd and a mosquito lands on your nuтsаск…
…that you realize there are other ways to solve a problem without resorting to violence.

0 0

Philosophy Jokes

Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery?
Or just mine ?

3 0

Black People Jokes

You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave.

0 0

Love Jokes

Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'.
He said:
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual' he replied.

20 0

Life Jokes

Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.

0 0

Apple and iPhone Jokes