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Безброй математици влизат в един бар. Безкраен брой математици влизат в един бар. Математици Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!" Eine unendliche Anzahl Mathematiker geht in eine Bar. Der erste bestellt ein Bier, der zweite ein halbes Bier, der nächste 1/4, und so geht das eine ganze Weile weiter… Der Barkeeper zapft 2 Bier,...
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Двама канибали вечерят. Пара людоедов у костра. Один - другому: Deux cannibales discutent : - J'aime pas du tout, mais du tout ma belle mère. - Ouais ben mais mange au moins les carottes . Un caníbal almorzando en la tienda de otro caníbal amigo le dice: Después de todo lo que te he contado entiendes por qué me cae tan mal mi suegra. Entonces le contesta el otro: ¡Sí!, pero... Dois canibais estavam almoçando, quando um comenta: — Cara, não aguento mais minha sogra! O outro responde: — Então come só a batatinha. Kannibal familien sitter rundt middagsbordet da lillebror plutselig utpasjonerer at han ikke liker naboen.  Nei vel, sier moren. Men spis opp potetene dine ihvertfall... Middagsprat mellom to kanibaler: – Jeg liker ikke nabokjerringa. – Nei vel, men du kan jo iallefall spise opp potetene. 2 kannibaler sidder sammen og spiser, den ene siger: Jeg kan altså ikke lide min svigermor, den anden siger:Jamen så nøjes du bare med kartoflerne ! Deux cannibales sont en train de déjeuner. Soudain, l'un dit à l'autre : - Je vais te confier un secret ... Je n'aime pas du tout ma belle mère ! L'autre lui réponds : - Bof... Tu devrais au moins... Kannibalerna äter lunch. Den ena säger plötsligt: – Jag tycker inte om din fru. – Du kan väl äta upp potatisen åtminstone. Povídají si dva kanibalové. "Hele poslyš, já tu tvoji tchýni nemám rád." "Tak ji nech bejt a sněz alespoň ty brambory." Cannibali. “Tuo fratello non mi piace!!!”. “Almeno mangia le patate!!!” Det var två kannibaler som satt och åt middag då den ena sa: - Jag gillar inte min fru. - Du kan väl åtminstone äta upp din potatis? Det var kväll och två kannibaler satt och åt vid en öppen eld. Då sa den ene: - Jag tycker inte om din dotter. Då svarade den andre surt: - Jag fattar det, men du kan väl ta litet av potatisen och... C'est l'histoire de deux cannibales qui sont à table, le premier dit à son ami: - Tu sais j'aime pas ma belle mère Le deuxieme lui répond : - Mange au moins les carottes
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This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench in front of a large pond.
On the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff.
The wife turns to hubby and says, "I could really go for an ice cream cone."
Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one."
Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down."
Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?"
Wife says, "Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles."
Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember.
Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns.
The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost?"
The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted."
The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries!
Wife says, "I knew you you should have written the order down."
Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there."
To which the wife replies, "No, it's not... look, you forgot the pickles!"
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I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case.
I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and рот belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as every body looked at him.
Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars.
The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he need a money to establish a business.
This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will вlоw to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "Cut! cut! cut!".
I turned and saw the laughing director of the movie.
Shame almost killed me.
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Банана среща вибратора и му вика: This Joke is Bananas! Banane zum Vibrator Mitä banaani sanoi vibraattorille? "Miksi sä täriset? Mut se aikoo syödä" Una banana vicino ad un vibratore... ma tu che tremi a fare? Mika ti devono mangiare... Een banaan en een vibrator liggen op het nachtkastje. De banaan vraagt aan de vibrator: 'Zeker jouw eerste keer, want je trilt zo'. Sur une table de nuit, se trouvent un vibromasseur et une banane. Celle-ci dit au vibro : - Mais arrête un peu de trembler comme ça! Ce n'est pas toi qui vas te faire bouffer, tout-à-l'heure! "Hva er det du skjelver så for," sa bananen til vibratoren. "Det er jo meg hun skal spise..." Was sagte noch die Banane zum Vibrator? "Zittere nicht so, das erste Mal ging es mir ebenso..."
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