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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).

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A man walks into a sреrм Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.

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Hide a seek champion...
;
Since 1958

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When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."

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Have you heard about the Viаgrа computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.

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Q: How did the elephant destroy the database?
A: His truncate it.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.

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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!

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What do you get when you put root вееr in a square glass?
Beer.

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E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.

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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"

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Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.

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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.

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